29.
Endorsements last forever, yet are optional. Most still prefer a racist over a progressive.
30.
Always floss between militants for they carry the plaque of society.
31.
The hour of disillusionment is upon us, go forth with your counterspell dear agents of tenacity!
32.
Wavering radiant light, won’t you please tickle my eyelids tonight?
33.
Bind with flesh, the seeing stone, and dredge the dread dregs of your earthy coffee.
34.
Rocks are people too, please be kind to our trees.
35.
Twist and tone the angle bone, but know not what birthed you. Seek your glory in texts of old, but hope that she never find you.
36.
Only those that speak Latin may heal with thoughts and prayers.
37.
Fascism is a birthers right to protect their ego. Spoiled and sodden, bankruptcy was only ever a minor inconvenience.
38.
New age witches only need some birthday candles and an amazon prime. Hats are no longer necessary, but still recommended.
39.
The man who sold the first sold the thing he did not have carried with him the devil’s hand.
40.
Praise be the yellow-bull-head! These sleepy ones slumber at the bottom in muck and filth so that we may not.
41.
Droopy eyed, the God of Delirium inscribes your fate. Listen carefully to the recording.
42.
Do not be afraid to fart, for a fart will show you your true friends. Don’t forget extra pants.
43.
Conviviality is not merely a dream of the sleepy ones.
44.
If you bomb brown people to make money, you might be an american!
45.
Do not be angry with 45. Be angry at the system that produced 45. Seize and halt all productions on model 45. That means 46 as well.
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