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A patriot loves the catastrophic bomb. Everyone dreams of slow-burning apocalypses.
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Roosevelt might be deemed the greatest resident of an overrated, capitalistic, God-fearing experiment.
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Are you attempting to leave Plato’s cave? Fine! You will only find another cave.
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The cause affects the effect as much as the effect affects the cause. This is immanence.
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All of your idols are shrouded in twilight. Be a Psychologist-Philosopher-AntiChrist, or be a Philosopher-Astrologer-Prophet; either will do!
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It is irresponsible, even arrogant to believe in truth.
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To feel chagrin is to become wiser. Failure is the genesis of success.
8.
I heard you can lead a horse to water, but can you make it drink? Force its head underwater, or run it till it is thirsty.
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A hegemadox surrounds and shapes we scholars. Hegemony surrounds and shapes everyone. Fear and gnash both.
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We scholars are neologists by trade.
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Ask a question everyone has but was to afraid to? You are a genius. Ask a question nobody has, then you are deemed insane.
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Insanity is a mark of a genius, but only after a century or two.
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Honesty is a characteristic of those who are brave. Intelligence is for the weak.
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Sheepeople exist, and you are one of them. However, I will say: too many good thoughts are lost to embarrassment.
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There are stupid questions, trust me I have had them.
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To truly be a person is to no longer believe in true people.
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What is lost cannot be found, and what is found can never be lost; yet give something away and never lose it again.
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Stare into the eyes of your lover, only then will you know yourself.
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A good conversationalist is a mirror. People often forget they can only look at themselves.
20.
Beauty lies at the bottom of a well. No one knows what she looks like.
21.
To desire desire is necessary to desire. Many have forgotten this pithy fact.
22.
A needle in a haystack is sharp and hidden, do not seek it.
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Forgo all your abyssal gazing, you will only become what you fear. Fear is power. Power resides in your muscles and throat, but it doesn’t always.
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Swallow kind words and speak criticism. Speak kind criticisms.
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Embrace all sin and virtue, morality is what you make of it. Morality, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
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God created the devil, and the devil created man. But man, man created history.
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What is profound is grotesque. What is honest is frightening. Though what is true, that is appalling.
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Everyone wears a mask, the question is: how comfortable are the masks you dawn?
29.
Endorsements last forever, yet are optional. Most still prefer a racist over a progressive.
30.
Always floss between militants for they carry the plaque of society.
31.
The hour of disillusionment is upon us, go forth with your counterspell dear agents of tenacity!
32.
Wavering radiant light, won’t you please tickle my eyelids tonight?
33.
Bind with flesh, the seeing stone, and dredge the dread dregs of your earthy coffee.
34.
Rocks are people too, please be kind to our trees.
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Twist and tone the angle bone, but know not what birthed you. Seek your glory in texts of old, but hope that she never find you.
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Only those that speak Latin may heal with thoughts and prayers.
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Fascism is a birthers right to protect their ego. Spoiled and sodden, bankruptcy was only ever a minor inconvenience.
38.
New age witches only need some birthday candles and an amazon prime. Hats are no longer necessary, but still recommended.
39.
The man who sold the first sold the thing he did not have carried with him the devil’s hand.
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Praise be the yellow-bull-head! These sleepy ones slumber at the bottom in muck and filth so that we may not.
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Droopy eyed, the God of Delirium inscribes your fate. Listen carefully to the recording.
42.
Do not be afraid to fart, for a fart will show you your true friends. Don’t forget extra pants.
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Conviviality is not merely a dream of the sleepy ones.
44.
If you bomb brown people to make money, you might be an american!
45.
Do not be angry with 45. Be angry at the system that produced 45. Seize and halt all productions on model 45. That means 46 as well.
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Video used to capture life, now life is captured for video.
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A War on Homelessness? No, but a War on Words is the American way.
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Encourage love and hate is sure to follow.
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An artist sees life and imitates that, but life always sees art and imitates that.
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When you find yourself harboring hatred ask who is worse: the one who makes a mistake or the one who doesn’t forgive.
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I’m the smart guy on the idiot bus, said everyone but the smart guy.
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Do not fear being many different people.
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Life is messy. Bring a napkin.
54.
We have all addressed a Wall That Talks Back
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Canny or uncanny the valley will always be a miserable miracle.
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Your favorite videos are ads.
57.
Thursday is coming, did you bring your goose suit?
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Nothing is inherently good or evil, only power to be abused. Is that not evil?
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A bankers box is full of memories sold at garage sales.
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Spoil not the soil of the dreamer. Sow your sleepy seeds.
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